Servants (10-20 if them): Mem sahab everything is ready. The sofas upholstered, the nice music of their choice selected, New coffee cups and plates brought on the centre table in the drawing room, and curtains changed.
Radia: Well done all of you..
(TING TONG TING TONG TING)
(Servants rushing helter skelter...)
(1 at the drawing room entry
2 at the farm house entry
3 at the driveway
4 at the garage
5 in the kitchen
6 holding the room heater controller
7 as a koolie to hold their bags and investigation files
8 as a farm house guide
9 revising last minute Q & A with Radia maidum
you get the drift....)
Investigation Officers: Namastey madam. How have you been doing? (with a little bend in the back, and a smile)
Radia: Namastey, kaise hain? Rasstey main koi problem to nahi hui na aapko? Main Bahadur ko bhijwa deti aapko pick up karne ke liye. Apne bina matlab hi takleef ki.
Officers: Hehe. Ab humara kaam toh hume hi karna padega. Hehe. Aap bas co-operate kar rahi hain, wahi bahout hai.
Radia: Arey ye toh main insaaniyat ke natey...achha chodiye, aap chai paani to keejiye. Abhi mangwaati hun... (Geeta....jara.......) Achha aap bataye mujhse kya kaam tha?
Officers: Madam, ye leejiye kuchh quiz questions hain. Aapko bas jawaab dena hai. In fact jawaab humne aapko bhijwaye bhi they, kuchh din pehle. Aapne tayiyaar to kar liye hongey na?!
Radia: Jee bilkul! To chaliye. Let's get done with this. Huhahahhehe. Fir socha hai, aap itni door aye hain ghar toh dekh ke hi jayiyega!
Officers: (Play Bournvita Quiz, laugh, crack jokes, Drink and chat, and later take a look around the farm house and eat a few apples from the garden, also, are given a basket each full of hybrid grapes)
Radia: Jee bahut bahut dhanyawaad aaney ke liye. Agli baar beewi bachhon ko le ayiye. Winter vacations chal rahi hain. Unka ghumna bhi ho jayega. Huhahahhee. Agli date ke baarey main pehle se inform jaroor kijiyega. ....
(Servants helter skelter...)
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