Count my blessings

1. I was born a girl.
2. I was not born a girl in Afghanistan.
3. I am above poverty line.
4. I don't have to pay income tax.
5. I have crossed twenty.
6. Old age is still a long way down the line.
7. I have girlfriends.
8. I am straight, and so are they.
9. I can blog.
10. Nobody reads.